Id: I see a cupcaaaaake. And there's only one. And it's sad and lonely.
Superego: Katie. No. You already had cereal for breakfast.
Id: I've had one breakfast, yes. But what about second breakfast??
Superego: Cupcakes are not breakfast food.
Id: But it's lonelyyyyyyy. And chocolate. But mostly lonely!
Superego: Cupcakes are not sentient! Also, cupcakes are social cake. You can't eat them alone! Or if you do, it needs to be in the dead of night in your pajamas with sad music playing and also possibly a lot of fangirl tumblrs open.
Id: Yeah, while you were talking, I put it in my mouth.
Superego: KATIE. WUT.
Id: Too late, it's in my face